Gallery of Statistics Jokes (A very extensive collection.)

Gary Ramseyer

Example:

A researcher asked an experienced statistician what procedure should be used to obtain the correlation between two normally distributed variables that were artificially dichotomized. Why did the researcher suddenly rush from the statistician's office and run straight to the pharmacy to buy a bottle of carbon tet cleaning fluid?

The statistician told him a TETRACHORIC SOLUTION was appropriate for his problem!!!

Ben Shabad's Statistics Cartoon Page

Example:

Standard Deviation Man (Video)

Profession
Jokes: Statistics

by David Shay

Example: In God we trust. All others must bring data.

Mathematical Jokes: Statistics

Example: If had only one day left to live, I would live it in my statistics
class:

it would seem so much longer.

Statistical Jokes from Fathom Resource Center

Example: The latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the
world's population.

Statz
Rappers
This is a cute video made by some statistics students.

Statistical One Liners

Example: The only time a pie chart is appropriate is at a baker's convention.

**Using Humor to Teach Statistics**

Using
Humor in the Introductory Statistics Course

Hershey H. Friedman, Linda W. Friedman, and Taiwo Amoo

Using
Humor to Teach Statistics : Must They Be Orthogonal?

by Richard G. Lomax and Seyed A. Moosavi